I can’t believe how much nudity I packed into this page without having to draw a single nipple.
The nudity has a purpose, I swear, it’s not just gratuitous. (only a little gratuitous)
Dr. Schtein is talking to himself out loud like a nutbar.
Next time: More important things I need to say in an update. A neat fanart roundup. Stuff of that nature.



OMG BEX
Is the dude in the first panel touching his no-no in the shower? Why am I the only person who sees that (is it because I’m gross and have a dirty mind)?
He is totally washing his junk. It’s just something a dude gotta do.
And it’s hard work. Do we ever get complimented for having clean junk? I don’t think so, very unrewarding.
JUST TO GET IT OUT THERE.
Thank you, gentlemen on the internet, for washing *all* your bits. It is much appreciated. :)
Thanks, and about time! From now on this day shall be known as “Thanks-for-washing-your-junk-guys!-day.”.
Also, am I the only one who recently watched IT and thinks of the shower scene from that movie? :E
IT?
Oh god you’re right…
SCHTEIN STAY AWAY FROM THE DRAINS D:
And try your best not to float. e_e
To be honest, that wasn’t a really scary scene, hahaha.
This is though.
Hey! I thought this was an all men’s prison! Who’s that chick in panel 3?
…
Oh my god that’s Schtein!
D:
Talking to yourself like a nutbar is one of the better ways to avoid getting raped in prison… it’s also a pretty handy tool if you’re stuck in a long line-up, people just shuffle right on out of your way.
Especially when you’re reciting “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah-nagl ftaghn!”
Haha, I see what you did there.
I like to overuse that. It makes me way to happy, just like watching Eduard Khil.
its spelled “fhtagn” not “ftaghn”
and you forgot the “IA! IA!” before the phrase
What do you know of the cult? When you say it like that ALL HELL WILL BREAK LOOSE AND IT WILL UNLEASH… Well, you know, stuff. Even if you type it in that combination.
Actually people who act like or are nutbars are more likely to get picked on because they stand out =(
well, aslong as he doesn’t bend over to get the soap, he’ll be fine.
Hey- Hey guys…
Look on the bright side!
You might see a nipple.
I really hope well see a nipple.
Hehe, nipple.
Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god why why why shit
RUN SCHTEIN!!!
Don’t drop the soap
Oh god, it’s like watching American History X all over again, only this time with a character I actually care about.
On a side note he looks cute in panel 4. x3
I hope I’m the only one who has asked this, because I’m such a lazy arse and didn’t read past the first few other comments, but do I sense and “Ender’s Game” style conflict coming?
ahh… I’m not sure what you mean. I’m gonna have to go refresh my memory, it’s been well over a decade since I read Ender’s Game. :S
Well, it didn’t happen. Basically Ender is approached in the showers by the bully (whose name I cannot remember), and ends up killing him with a few well-placed blows. It only served to harden Ender into a killing machine.
Oshit!
On the bright side, my previous observation proved to be correct. Schtein really does have a very nice ass. Round and firm.
/gigantic pervert